The Velvet TeenBest The Velvet Teen Albums Ranked
5.8
Avg Score
2
Opinions
3
Albums
1
Reviewer
Summary from 2 ratings
On Rate.fm, fans have rated The Velvet Teen’s catalog across 3 albums from 2 opinions, with an overall average of 5.8/10. The top-rated The Velvet Teen album is All Is Illusory (2015) with a 6.9/10 average from 1 rating, followed by Out of the Fierce Parade. The discography on Rate.fm spans 2002 to 2015.
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“Alright, I'm confused-- where does "emo" end? At first, the term seemed mainly limited to whiny hardcore bands, but now the term gets thrown around about Bright Eyes, Hot Hot Heat, and just about any band that expresses human emotion. If the spread of the term isn't contained in short order, everything aside from Kraftwerk and Cabaret Voltaire will be reducible to a three-letter word. Fuck that no”
All Is Illusory
“The California experimental indie pop quartet the Velvet Teen never quite fit into any trend or local scene. Featuring the urgent, kinetic, and unpredictable drumming of Casey Deitz and a refined vocal approach by Judah Nagler, their first LP in nine years finds them establishing a new identity.”
Out of the Fierce Parade
“Boy, is The Velvet Teen a crappy superhero. A geeky 16-year-old caught in an explosion at Fabrictron's experimental Nuclear Textile Factory, Jimmy Krauser not only miraculously survived-- but also developed the unique power to transform his skin into a velvet-like substance at will. Forgetting the 'great power' part of the 'with great power comes great responsibility' adage, Jimmy set about fighti”