“Boy, is The Velvet Teen a crappy superhero. A geeky 16-year-old caught in an explosion at Fabrictron's experimental Nuclear Textile Factory, Jimmy Krauser not only miraculously survived-- but also developed the unique power to transform his skin into a velvet-like substance at will. Forgetting the 'great power' part of the 'with great power comes great responsibility' adage, Jimmy set about fighti”