“I went on a hinge date with a self proclaimed crazy girl and when I got there she immediately bought a bag from a random dude at the bar and made me pay for it, we did a line and she played this through her janky wired earbuds. It was so good I did another line and listened to it again, then repeated a third time. Then she took me to market hotel to meet her “queer friends” who did NOT like me (despite the fact that I’m hella gay too) but I still hit”
