“No matter how many poetic and eloquent thinkpieces I read, I will not bow to the cassette tape mini-revolution. I despised the format back when they were my only conduit to the music itself, one of the few things I truly loved. I hated the players, I hated the eye-straining size of the miniscule type on the credits, and I hated worrying that the tape was being gobbled up by my car stereo. To watch”