“Front page photo by Kimi Selfridge
Long Island doesn't really do good taste. I'm allowed to say this without getting a fist-pump to the jaw because I grew up an hour away from Penn Station on the LIRR surrounded by Billy Joel's Greatest Hits, flea-ridden punk houses, and way too many Operation Ivy tattoos. I've come to appreciate these things now but, as a high-schooler in the late-1990s, they rep”