“There's a long history of roller skating in popular music, from Melanie's 1971 kitschy folk-pop "Brand New Key" to classic roller disco cuts like Peaches and Herb's "Roller Skatin' Mate" and Vaughan Mason and Crew's "Bounce, Rock, Skate, Roll" all the way to De La Soul's "A Roller Skating Jam Named 'Saturdays'". But you'd be hard-pressed to find a track (released any time during this decade, at le”
