“Women get to be slovenly in 2015, but only as a neatly prescribed aesthetic. Bed-mussed hair, day-after smudged make-up (even better than fresh!), cute sweatpants, wide-eyed avowal of inability to keep a clean house. The mythological cool girl is not a prissy bitch; maybe she farts and spills cheeseburger juice down her threadbare tank, all for your delight! But Childbirth—who who previously "only”
