“If someone's going to tell you about the inevitability of destruction, you can't ask for a more assertive messenger than Philadelphia's Watery Love. Richie Charles—who also heads up the Richie/TestosterTunes imprint—is screaming in front of an enormous guitar sound, telling you that "a bird will shit on your face" and "you'll eat some food laced with poison." Over and over, he repeats the words, "”