“Somewhere in this vast universe of ours, there exists an alternate timeline where Young Dro blows up after 2006's Best Thang Smokin'. In this parallel world, Dro's trademark style of piled-up metaphors—of pork-and-beans-colored Range Rovers and blowfish sushi in the Chevy for dinner—makes him the king of features. Instead, various tapes and his recent Da Reality Show have yet to land him a level o”