In high school on the train I’d blast this in my headphones after school and think about getting revenge on the popular kids by dancing to this song in an extremely high aura manner, to which they’d be so awestruck and have no words. The leader of the friend group starts to applaud until I silence him with the flick of my wrist. Then I’d do a flip, a body roll, a wink at the girls and disappear into my limousine. The cool hat I was wearing floats gently down as the limousine speeds away. The friend group immediately descends into chaos and seething while I sip my martini and pull out a brand new, even cooler hat I had stashed in my limousine, and place it softly on my head.