Lana Del Rey Ranked

I was going on dates with this “model” (receptionist but cute tbh) we went out 8 times and she never let me hit… On our 9th and final date she takes me to gospel, obviously the bouncer is like “uh he gotta pay” I’m like how much and he’s like “1500” - to be fair I’d already spent more than that on the last 8 dates but I was in poverty mindset that day so I was like “duuuude” and he’s like “okay nah then.” Then the girls like “sorry uwu 🥺” and goes right inside, so I put my AirPods in this song came on… literally perfect for the moment

Embodiment of fuck you

I’m not huge on rap but god damn this is good.

If u created what came to your mind without a second thought this would be it