“Not long ago, Texas was just a barren desertland reserved for TV fantasies of glamorous oil magnates equipped with ten-gallon 'skypieces' and oversized rose-tinted shades, a place where grandparents could still find a *Butch Cassidy*-style bar brawl and desert creatures fought over passing Dodge Rams for the sweet mercy of an air-conditioned afterlife. Can you still feel the ghostly wind of J.R. E”
