“Who cares about the synth and metal vogues-- the real 80s genre we want to see revived is skate-rock, right? Right? Where'd everybody go? Deke? Trey? Oh, yeah, skate-rock never went away. It somehow got inside the malls whose parking lots it used to corrupt after hours. It became emo, or diluted post-Green-Day distortion-pop, or Warped-Tour-core.
Memory lane's a bitch, all grown over with bramble”