“It was the worst day of my life. I get home from the plant and there's my woman: rolling around in my bed with my best pal, Big Whitey. And there's my mutt sitting on the floor, watching them go at it with his stupid dog-grin. I just can't get that image out of my mind. Man, I flew into a *crazy* rage, stormed out to my 81 Buick and tore dirt right out of that greazy hellhole.
The only thing that”
