“Once upon a time, Dan Fanelli, Aaron Cleall, and Ken Wallin, three industrious lads from the suburbs of Chicago, set forth to establish a bold new civilization in the mythical Land of the El Caminos. In the Land of the El Caminos, anything is possible, provided believers accept the following tenets of the El Camino gospel:
Unquestioning acceptance of these four precepts guarantees listeners everl”
