“Right now, I'm eating a Pop Tart. I highly recommend this activity. For the most part, the Pop Tart is quite a delicious toaster pastry, replete with tasty frosting and sticky filling. But sadly, the Pop Tart is not without its ailments. The first of these is the Crust Problem-- for every delectable, filling-enhanced bite, one must also endure an equal number of bites sullied by what is mostly fla”