“-That's nice, Mr. Hill. Looking at your file, I see it's been three years since your last check-up. How have you been feeling?
-Better than ever man. I'm so healthy I can drink more than pregnant hookers in heat. I'm so ripped I can stick needles in my arms, then stick needles in my needles' arms. I've fucked so many girls in the last five minutes that I'm gonna be orgasming straight through May.”