“We may mock what we are to be, but it's far easier and much more fun to mock what we once were. That said, I take no shame in branding Maritime dainty, callow guitar pop for snuggly teenagers; that's the context in which I enjoyed lead singer Davey von Bohlen's work with The Promise Ring, even the lamentable *Very Emergency*. But if there's one thing I've learned from reviewing music, it's to take”
