“Here's a little known fact: rock critics, like physicists, biologists, and food scientists, are perennially seeking theories to institute order upon the chaotic world around them. Every musical scribe aspires to create something as elegant as Scott Copperwood's historic *The Inevitability of the Concept Album* or Patrick Reilly's famous *Cleavage + Low Neckline = HUGE Country Music Sales* study. T”
