“If Bogdan Raczynski and LTJ Bukem went head to head in "Shinobi", who would kick the most ass? Does Dillinja have what it takes to dethrone the samurai math beatster as the ruler of "Ninja Gaiden"? And if they all broke out the Sega Master System while fiddling with their laptops, just what the hell would it sound like? Why, it would most likely sound like *'96 Drum N Bass Classixxx*, you silly th”
