“Operator 1: Sir, what do you mean you're breaking your dishes and beating your kids and you don't know why?
Caller: I don't know what it means! Aren't you supposed to help me figure it out? Why the hell else do you exist?
*[The caller's response here is unintelligible except for what sounds like the words "shenanigan ass" and "Robyn Hitchcock."]*
Operator 1: Breathe, sir. Try to breathe. How ab”
