“People! Prepare yourselves for a fake-journalism mega-pun that emulates the stylings of the bikini-baiting *Entertainment Tonight*; I'm talking cleverness on par with "'Friends' Star Matthew Enjoying Rehab 'Perry' Much". Ready? "Moistboyz Have Dried Up." Get it? Because moisture can dry! Hoo, boy! This golden stuff just comes to me, even with a sinus infection. I'll give you a minute to clean your”
