“Earlier today, I overheard this kid talking about how much he hated the accordion. My curiosity piqued, I craned my head slightly in his direction to hear how he'd justify his blanket disgust for all music produced by this one unfortunate instrument, and through a wall of half-chewed food he provided this: "Cause, you know, it sounds like shit."
"That's it?" I thought. Surely there must be someth”
