“There's nothing more American than marijuana and masturbation, and when you combine the two, well, that's Zen. Don't let the hippies fool you, there's nothing communal about pot. It's all about that high, and the only reason you want people around when you get high is so they can witness how good pot makes *you* feel. They're there so they can enjoy you, not enjoy pot with you. Masturbation is tha”
