“At the risk of sounding like a third- rate amateur comic, I ask you: what's the deal with trip-hop? It seemed to disappear for a while after Portishead's last release. I thought it was long gone. I really did. Then Siouxie Sioux made a very mild, unwelcome and largely unnoticed comeback with the Creatures release *Anima Animus*. And I think Pitchfork has covered more awful trip-hop since then than”