I Have To Get HotterThe Femcels · 2026

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8.1

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1Rowan and Gabriella Present: The Femcels ft. Explosions 2No One Will F**k Me When I Wear Two Different Shoes (One Jordan, One Gucci Flip Flop)3Come Let Us Adore Him 4Is Loser An Emotion You Feel Too?5Indiest Girl At School 6She Seems Kind Of Stupid 7Even Though You're Blonde 8I'm So Fat 9He Needs Me (Ike Mix)10Please Don't Stab Yourself (Like Elliott Smith)11Monster In You 12You're Gay And You're In Love With Me (Please Let Me Touch Your Boobs)13A & Arnold 14Birds Just Want To Be Planes 15Monster In You (Acoustic)

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Critic Reviews

pitchfork

7.6

“Rowan Miles and Gabriella Turton’s totally sarcastic, painfully sincere songwriting parodies the lives of sexless young Brits with madcap humor and cartoonish charm.”

fantano

7.0

“The Femcels show potential on their chaotic and quirked up debut album.”