“Bailiff: The Court will now hear the case of *Style vs. Substance*, the Honorable Judge Rock Presiding.
Judge Rock: Good afternoon. Style seeks separation from Substance. Style, on what grounds do you seek separation?
Style: Well, Your Honor, Substance is holding me back. I believe that I can function better without his restrictions and demands, and that I'm capable of surviving on my own.
Styl”
