“In a new year confronted with so much intriguing technology and music, the dedication of one's life to Casio keyboards requires a preternatural convergence of insolence, foolishness, and strangely consumerist fortitude. This willful deprivation may not quite be up to the same level as the infamous Ophir Prison Marching Kazoo Band, but, in its own quiet way, it seems as momentous and dangerous a sa”