“In woeful celebration of Reviews Editor Chris Ott stepping down to mere scribe, I decided to treat him to a night on the town, partying old school South Texas-style just so he knows where I'm coming from and why I have so few brain cells left. I picked him up in my Oldsmobile Cutlass and handed over a lukewarm Lone Star tallboy as we cruised through the east side of Austin. I already polished off ”