“Leafing through *The Complete Pitchfork Works of Rob Mitchum, Year One*, I've noticed that the prime recipient of my venomous ire has been the insidious "Return of Rock!" movement spawned by those over-enthusiastic Brits. Chock-full of worthless style-first bands, the whole phenomenon has left me cold from the get-go-- partially because my definition of rock isn't entirely confined to the *Nuggets”