“I want to go to Australia. It seems like such a cool place, full of wide-open desert expanses, people with funny accents, and all manner of crazy marsupials. They have frilled lizards, Tasmanian devils, and most of the birds are flightless. Plus, there all sorts of creepy things crawling around, like giant redback spiders, poisonous snakes, and Nick Cave. And there's always that charming Yahoo Ser”