“Major label woes are like STDs: Most musicians have had them at one time or another. By now, stories of the majors raping and pillaging innocent, doe-eyed artists are as commonplace as any status symbol, like bling-lights or surgical scars. Some bands even make movies about them. Nowadays, people hear tales of a Columbia A&R; guy pulling the plug on someone's grandma, or Rick Rubin butchering a ra”