“A few things within the post-Britpop sphere are inevitable. Among them: 1) The Gallagher brothers will keep fighting and releasing records that no one cares about; 2) Bobby Gillespie will keep trying to push Primal Scream into making a new *Screamadelica* and end up with a big-bunch of big-beat bullshit; 3) Jarvis Cocker will keep taking forever to record and end up with a Pulp album that pales in”