“When I was seven years old, I received a Casio keyboard from Santa Claus. You know the kind: 220 second-rate synth voices, several drum kits, and an auto rhythm section that could cover everything from "piano waltz" to "hip-hop" and back to "slow rock." Besides learning the theme to the Young and the Restless on that keyboard, one of my favorite elementary school pastimes was experimenting with th”
