“I've always liked to believe that everyone lives with at least one secret shame. Some past secret, perversion, like, or dislike that has been kept hidden, for fear of embarrassment and public stoning. But listening to the Starlight Mints, I feel I must now make my horrible, horrible secret known to the world:
This may come as a shock to those of you chewing violently upon your 18th stick of Wrigl”
