“Please tell me you've seen the NBC soap opera "Passions." It's the one with the kid midget and the witch. The witch brought a giant doll to life, you see, who is played by this kid midget with rosey dots on his cheeks and white gloves awkwardly slipped over his tiny hands. Naturally, most of the show is family drama posed by the gorgeous, but it's worth sitting through the arguments and kisses to ”
