“It's funny how selective our nation can be when arbitrarily assigning kitsch value to various pockets of humanity. The line between 'nostalgia' and 'bad taste' is incredibly thin. Whereas whole genres, turns-of-phrase, and iconic allusions to fads of yore tend to erratically resurface on the pop-culture landscape, other seemingly perfect candidates for revivalist lampooning lie dormant, unscathed ”