“‘Britpop revivalists’? You might as well call yourself ‘vagueness specialists’. The term ‘Britpop’ has been stretched and distorted over decades of retrospective nostalgia until it no longer represents the clutch of crisp, sharp and melodic social commentators at the heart of the movement (Blur, Suede, Pulp, Oasis, Supergrass, Elastica, Gene, Dodgy, Sleeper, The Bluetones, Echobelly, Shed Seven, M”