“Look, when the time comes, we're all going to have to repent our wrongdoings to someone. You and I can sit here and pretend we're saints and that everything is fine, but in the end, while the message board sinners are getting theirs and the bookies who fix the Grammys are in line for theirs, we'll be sweating out that time we stole money from the donation jar at the 7-11 and bought the soundtrack ”