“My badass hypothesis-- one I've staked much of my musical career on-- is that last-name band-naming is *the* secret formula for instant success and stardom. The proof speaks for itself: Winger, Nelson, Bonham, Dokken, Danzig, and Dio, to name only a few. For over 20 years, I counted on my last name, Haywood, as my ticket to celebrity.
That is, until a group of bastards from Brooklyn decided to li”
