“I really can't stand these Windows Media Players that pop every time I slide a disc into my work computer. This shitty Microsoft accessory tries to sync up every CD shoved up in it with some early 90s rave FX. Right, the perfect visual to go with Slayer's *Reign in Blood* is slowly undulating blue waves, just as the "bars and waves" setting does so much to enhance listening to Solomon Burke.
In a”