“The first time I ever saw the Tight Bro's play, I was having one of the shittiest days of my adult life. I entered the club audibly groaning. But by the time super-speedy, explosive, cock-rock lunacy took the stage, I was actually *smiling*, for crying out loud, to say nothing of feeling the need to raise the red hand of rock and holler like a demolition obsessed, mullet-sportin' tweaker at a mons”
