“If you're anything like me, you've probably stayed up late many a night wondering what the bastard offspring of David Bowie and Robyn Hitchcock might sound like. To try to quell my obsession, I've done everything from pasting pictures of Hitchcock's head onto Bowie's body, to hacking into hotel computers to make their reservations coincide. My plan almost worked, too, as Bowie did make obvious adv”