“Next time you're sitting in an oxygen bar, sucking down O2 cocktails on a stolen credit card, I know the song that'll be playing in the background. It'll be one of those life-changing moments of introspection where everything goes slo-mo as the first-person camera pans slowly around, pausing on the faces of all the patrons in their powder-blue jumpsuits. You'll see their vacuous smiles, but their ”