“Man, do I hate Sammy Sosa. I hate his damn fool ten-minute long post-home run interpretive dance. I hate his damn fool TV commercials for his damn fool video game ("It's soo reeeeeal!!!"). I hate his damn fool "I love baseball! I'm friends with everybody!" locker room interviews. And I *still* hate Sammy Sosa, even now that he's surprisingly begun making strange slow-core records on his home compu”
