“I'm not the first to imagine a parallel-universe version of *Being John Malkovich* entitled *Being Stephen Malkmus*-- that credit goes to weblogger Adam Kempa, although he neglected to take the concept to its logical extreme and consider the ramifications of Malkmus going through his own portal. Of course, one would expect there'd be a lot of "Malkmus Malkmus Malkmus. Malkmus? Malkmus, Malkmus!"-t”
