“I was a little nervous at first. After two hours and 13 bottles of Stella Artois, I had placed myself into an awkward situation. On top of a table, my first thought was "jump like Rod Strickland" but eventually I created a comedic rap about Canadian politics. Although I managed to rhyme "go Paul Martin" with "no hard coughing," the crowd was thoroughly disenchanted by my performance. This goes to ”
