“You know, when I sort through the bags of letters *Pitchfork* readers from around the world send to me every day, I'm surprised at how many of you are asking, "Brendan, why *Pitchfork?*" Since this is my "infamous sixth review," as they call it around here, I think I should take some time out to answer the question that's on all of your minds. Contrary to what many of you have suggested, I didn't ”
