“If the participants in American Christianity's relentless quest to entertain us were given qualitative rankings, Soul-Junk would be perched in the upper echelon, if not at the very top. That means they'd be ahead of the Bush Administration (with its oil-anointed, hymn-composing, boob-fearing Attorney General, its Security Adviser seeking counsel from a pompadour'd televangelist, and its Deputy Und”