“10. A Godspeed You Black Emperor! song under seven minutes in length9. The advent of coprophilic pirate metal8. An indie rock Gentle Giant tribute7. Nude gymnasts (don't you think it's about time they lived up to the name?)6. An Anal Cunt song over 1\xBD minutes in length5. Bachmed, the Farsi-turned-Rastafarian baroque sitar player4. Universal health care3. Peace in the Middle East2. An end to wor”
